So I’m there like “haha so funny…. o.o wait what?”
And now I’m scared to have it because what if touch it and it breaks. What if I don’t use it and it breaks. What if I breathe and it breaks.
Yes, I’m paranoid about it lol.
Other than paranoid I’m very excited.

I apologize beforehand for the grammar mistakes and all that. Also I might get to writing complete nonsense. I tend to do that.

I’d do a video about this but 1. I’m lazy 2. I’m lazy 3. My cam sucks 4. I’m an idiot 5. Bare with me

So today I woke up and decided to use Tumblr a bit and then I ended up watching music videos. I don’t watch TV unless watching it becomes utterly necessary such as “Oh I love that show. I didn’t know it was still airing until just now” or “New episode of Game Of Thrones yay” or “Oh I like that song!” Otherwise I use torrents and online stuff. 

Back to business.

What’s an Illuminati (summary): Illuminati is the name of a secret society or conspiratorial organization from 1776 (yeah pretty long ago). This name is give to the historical group as well as the fictitious group. The name also refers to people claiming to be enlightened….

FUCK this shit, too long. There are many theories about the existence of the Illuminati. They were a group that said the earth rotated around the sun while the church got bitchy about it and said the earth is the damn center.  It was a group of INTELLECTUAL people. That’s all you need to know.

For more information you can visit our dear friend GOOGLE, and immerse your beautiful brain into the bunch of theories about the existence of the Illuminati and how they killed unicorns….just kidding, but seriously—-> Google.

I watched:

• Starship by Nicki Minaj: uh interesting video. Mi mind drove me to believe that she first had seaweed as hair and then she looked like Na’avi aka blue people avatar.
• Boyfriend by Justin Bieber: The first 5 seconds I approve because of the blue and all that. Loved the cars…dat car! Yeah, not a fan of Justin Bieber. I grant it to him, he has grown but still has a girly face. I’d say he acted too much like a hot shot and it didn’t appeal to my “un-girly” senses.. I don’t hate him so you don’t have to assume bitch mode and insult the fuck out of me. He also used “swaggie” on the video or so I was told by my friend. Apparently I was concentrating too much on the cars to hear the kid sing. Anyway, swaggie sounds weird….argh, I won’t get too much into this. NEXT.

Then I watched…………………….let me get my History <.<

• S&M and Where Have You Been by Rihanna: S&M…no comments and old video. Where Have You Been. Dancing, she’s gorgeous. Yeah, you get it.

For some weird pulse of my hand I scroll down to the comments of each video (excluding Justin Bieber I just wanted to talk about his video xD) and I find this random people talking about POP ARTISTS = ILLUMINATI and artists in general.

ALL THE FUCKING KIDS IN YOUTUBE TALKING ABOUT ARTISTS BEING FUCKING ILLUMINATI.

Emphasis established with caps lock and bold.

And then this kid comes and says something like this aka this is not exactly what she says but I’m condensing it into a few words:

“who cares if rihanna is in the fucking illuminatii she rules …blach blah shit crap blame old people cuz they are old and stuff and they say my music sucks” 

Sweetie “old” people should be old enough to ignore music they hate, otherwise you refer at the range from 12 to….48(just to put an age) years old as “old.”

Note: this kid is 14 years old unless she’s lying on her youtube account which a highly doubt considering her writing skills and her way of blaming old people on how much life sucks and hatred on music artists. If blaming “old” people works jesus please let me insult them all.

Does she even know what Illuminati is?

Also another kid says “OMG AN EYE! IS THE ILLUMINATI!” 

Me:———> 

Bitch if EYE = Illuminati your logic implies that if I draw an eye on my piano it becomes an Illuminati object. (Not to mention Yugioh millenium items)-.

Then this other kids comes and says

So what if she’s illuminati? Blame the catholics for turning them violent! She is fighting against the bible! Hell yeah

Bless your heart, my child. Bless it…..

My point is please stop thinking motherfucking pop/r&b/reggae/techno/bigtimeEtc artists are the Illuminati. Why would an artist FIGHT AGAINST THE BIBLE. They don’t give a flying fuck. You cannot conquer people by singing “oh na na, what’s my name!” 

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and I say something stupid because I don’t know how to explain myself

I went from 397 “friends” to 254 :D

I shall call that success. 

I don’t have less than 254 mainly because I decided not to delete my classmates and other people who seem interesting.

I feel so awkward right now